That's right. Alan has the ability, by stopping his play at various points, to outperform probability. He's blessed by God.

And Rob, your will allows you to outperform what the math predicts -- over and over again. You are also blessed by God.

So the only question is, should we join The Church of Alan or The Church of Rob? I humbly suggest that Alan gets more women, but Rob has more schlong. So it's a tough call. Personally, I'd like more women, but I'd really like a bigger schlong. And as I get older, I'm leaning more to schlong. Plus, if I ever decide to can the heterosexual bit, schlong would be more valuable.