What an idiot. You can tell he's feeling the heat.
I never said I sent the returns to Alan; I said I sent the form in requesting the years along with the fee. That's how you do things when you try to get them done asap--you send it in and hope they comply. You don't search for an escape route. So all you're doing is proving yourself the pathological liar you've always been. And I've won more than $100,000 in NET PROFIT (for qua) in two different years since 2009, so you can still plan on being mortified even more.
You are also required to have the IRS forward your complete tax returns to Alan for those 6 years. Transcripts are not acceptable. Stick to the conditions and stop trying to escape. You're starting to embarrass mickey.