It's interesting, Monet, how you seem to be portraying yourself as the antithesis of the wiz.

He's honest, you steal.

He's ethical, you cheat.

Maybe you should try wearing a white hat for a change?

Who knows, honesty and integrity might turn out to be something you'd enjoy projecting, instead of: well, you know.

Then again, if there is such a thing as an honest crook, I suppose you'd get the nod.