Blackhole, I'm trying to agree with you here. Obviously, the hustling APs lack fundamentals of American decency. Why, many of them may have no families. Argentino speaks often of this.
I would lump hustling APs right in there with Catholic priests as problems for real Americans. If you don't have a family life, after all, what goddamn good are you? Who is going to buy an SUV, which have the highest profit margins, when they have no family? Who, if they have no family, is going to trundle the little ones to McDonald's so we can maintain our place as the culture with highest percentage of truly big people? Who, if they lurk in a rectory, is going to play 7/5 jacks or better at the Flamingo?
How can our impulse-driven consumer culture survive with hustling APs pointing out the math!?! How can addiction thrive when we eat what's good for us, gamble on positive expectation games, and measure ourselves by our math expertise rather than the thickness of our wallets!?!
Better to find these non-family deviant bastards and eradicate them from our American culture. The flag was not meant to wave from the porch of a house with a single occupant.
It's time real Americans, real non-hustling-AP Americans, and non-priests, take back our culture. And it starts here, with vegascasinotalk.com. Go, Go, Go, Go!!!
Note: The previous speech was lifted in spirit from Bluto's pep talk in Animal House.