Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
Originally Posted by RS__ View Post
Just thought it was funny you thought you had a "gotcha moment" when he said sit at a craps table instead of belly up to a craps table. Give it up already.
It was a gotcha moment. But you came to his rescue. NO ONE says "sit at a craps table."
LOL -- while I love RS's interpretation, it was a gotcha moment. I have never played craps, and I never will play craps. I have seen motorized wheelchairs and such at the craps tables, but I should have said "stood" because Mr. Mendelson is not fat, so I apologize for the implication. He's irresponsible to readers; he's the George Costanza of gambling; and he has psychological issues, but he's not fat. RS, I owe you a meal sometime. That was brilliant.

Hey coach, E.R. had mentioned that he took the checks to the cashier and had them write a check. He doesn't carry cash after giving the casino boys a hard time -- you never know what could happen in a parking garage or enroute home. I guess E.R. spent enough time at the Stardust and Mirage to appreciate the ins and outs of Las Vegas, unlike the dudes who never heard of checks paying off sports bets.