...where KJ met another "deer" friend. They proceeded to the Well, BlowMeDown gay bar on Scrawnydick Circle where they blew 40 bucks.
Hmmm. And we're not even surprised.
Of course you'd forgotten and never felt the cold. KJ heard someone was going to make a pass at him. So he was all excited. But someone passed a football to him instead. KJ missed, of course. Caught him right on the temple and knocked him down, knocked him out? No, knocked him the FUCK out cold. Oh, btw, KJ. That football pass was thrown by Coach Belly.