AutomaticMonkey at WOV
It is no wonder that FraudJ professes kinship with this one.
Besides being an obvious phony, he's also not right in the head.
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AutomaticMonkey at WOV
It is no wonder that FraudJ professes kinship with this one.
Besides being an obvious phony, he's also not right in the head.
Where did I profess to have a kinship with automonk?? More nonsense that you and up.
I simply said some might recognize him from earlier blackjack forums.
I did learn some things about blackjack from AM, that I incorporated into my game, but we were not friends. He had a homophobic side to him.
I saw him on the beach in Atlantic city a couple mornings doing some kind of yoga/martial arts exercises, but never approached him because of his views.
But as I blackjack ap at the time, he was the real deal
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HOWEVER, Hunterhill notwithstanding that he publicly posted to the contrary, has told me (or perhaps someone else who spilled to me) all I need to know about our ASIATIC tunnel dweller. I guess people just can't keep their mouths shut.
MaxPen and AxelWolf confirmed!
The more I think about this I’m not finding another situation where someone’s life was affected more negatively by WoV than Tasha’s as a percentage of their net worth. If true that she has a $400-$500 negative balance in her account because of trying to pay back a $100 loan because of her gambling addiction.
She has admitted to having no safety net financially and is constantly borrowing money week to week to survive. She has admitted to not paying back payday loan companies and having multiple banks close her accounts. One can easily deduct she cannot borrow from family and friends due to past “issues”. So she has had to reach out to strangers on at least 3 forums (WoV,PFA & here) that we know of to try and obtain funds.
We know Druff doesn’t care and has been consistent on how he runs his forum. But should Mike step in and do the right thing and ban her for her own good? Everyone knows I don’t like the guy so I’m biased against him, but at what point is he contributing to her further downfall by allowing the cycle to continue? What do others think?
The only comparison I can remember is Timspeed years ago where he was banned because supposedly a family member came to the forum and complained he was a degenerate and borrowed money from the family and didn’t pay it back. If I remember correctly he was banned because of personal drama being brought to the forum.
Someone at WOV asked to borrow $5000. from me. This did not happen this year. That person to the member's credit did state flat out that had no idea when could repay.
I was nice about declining, I said that I don't blame the person for asking, but I don't lend money to someone inside a casino, which was essentially the situation under which the request was made - not that I ever met that person and have not met that person, but that person was gambling. The member and I exchanged some PMs and I guess that led to the member thinking "knew me" well enough to ask for the money. And it was not any of my buddyroo supporters at WOV.
As far as Tasha / Nathan I did post over at WOV that she should consider never gambling simply because if repaying a few hundred dollars is such a hardship, then that person has no business gambling. And now Wizard has suggested the same - that she quit. Of course she keeps going back to the same drill about how all this is due to some bank error, but the underlying issue of gambling beyond her means is what led to all this.
And as much as Boz makes fun of her, he means well with his post above, and so do I.
On the other hand, given that she keeps reverting to discussing the Bank Error (not in her favor!) and that she was betting too much to try to impress WOV members, she is not ready to stop, so I think trying to teach her to play +EV isn't such a bad idea, but that play AxelWolf suggested besides that it requires at least a bit of machine play knowledge to follow the steps, also seems to require $2500 seed money, which where is she going to get that?
I also said that I learned my lesson to stop gambling hard to try to impress WOV and VCT. I went from playing literally ONE penny a spin on slots to playing $50 Roulette spins. That's a 5,000 times bet! :eek:
Well, the nature of addiction is to think that it may be controlled. But complete abstinence is the proven best route.
Just look at Wolf, he keeps talking about how he frequently goes on the wagon and hasn't had too much to drink (lately) as proof that he is not an alcoholic. But someone who doesn't have a problem doesn't need to think about controlling it or cutting back.
Functioning isn't proof that one is not an addict either, and in Tasha's case, ending up in these dire financial straits is in any case not evidence of functioning.
A girl has to do what a girl has to do to keep gambling.
In her case gambling is an escape from what I assume is a rather drab, poor existence: there's a lot of poverty in America and we get to see it "in action."
While it is somewhat fascinating to watch her make one stupid move after another in the end it becomes SS, DD ("same shit, different day"), i.e. only schadenfreude keeps me interested.
Karen, your shtick is getting stale.
The question is "How will this end?"
With a bang, or a whimper?
Stay tuned for the next installment of Karen's masterpiece, he Magnum Opus: "Miasma in Miami."
Another one bites the dust.
Long time quality member mcallistar3200 left the forum this week by announcing it.
And of course the creepy Wizard puts him in his “Hall of Shame” list for his amusement.
Where’s Freddy to give his take?
I did say a bit ago that Mac and Cheese Allister, HunterHill and Heatmap seem like the same person so it makes perfect sense that one might hang his hat up if one of the other Hydra heads were cut off.
As Wizard likes to say, Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
But will Mac and Cheese wind up like UNKewlJ and come back after vowing to be done with it? We have another wishy washy simp in T.Pined who has declared before that he “won’t be posting much at WOV any longer” only to return like Batman with a manic vengeance. T.Pined also declared he would no longer post at GF and returned - promptly.
The respect I have for MaxPen is he not only left but never made any show of leaving. Put perennially soft whining ever indecisive UNKewlJ tunnel dwells at the polar opposite of that.
There is a pattern in wishy washy ness in UNKewlJ and anyone who has a positive word to say about him. V, too, in vowing that he’d hold it against the UNKewl one for lying to his face, then turning around (promptly) to take more up the ass anyway.
Nothing "wishy-washy" about it.
Just as friends have arguments or say stupid shit to or about one another on occasion, so it can happen on these forums.
I have considered his slight and have chosen to overlook and forgive, all in service of our joint efforts to sink your shit scow.
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend:" while you aren't my true enemy (none of this forum drama is "real," as you are well aware) you are "on the other team" in these forum games and as such are a valid target.
Per Fleetwood Mac: "Then Play On."
I do bear the brunt of Mdawgs hate and attacks, but as you have seen recently, he will attack and lie about anyone and everyone who has ever publicly doubted his claims. Known AP's like Axelwolf. Non AP's like yourself and MrV. If you dare say you don't believe his claims and story, he will attack you and lie about you, call you an drug addict as he does MrV. Anything and everything he can think of to try to discredit you. As if THAT somehow makes his ridiculous claims and more likely or any more believable to anyone with half a brain.
THAT friends is the Mdawg playbook. And it was the Singer playbook before that. And it is not all that different from the Trump playbook.
Does anybody remember exactly why Juicy Jennie got banned from WOV? She was a Member on WOV before I even knew what WOV was. IIRC, she borrowed money from WOV Members/Admins and ran off with the money, straight up STEALING it, so she got permanently banned. I remember her it being said that she called Casino chips chippies. Does anyone remember exactly what happened with the Juicy Jennie incident? I asked on WOV and got no answers, so I figured I would try here.
Over at WOV, PGrinder.
Cover your eyes, here he comes.
Yes, I do have a problem with people who can't control or manage themselves, such as PGrinder and UNKewlJ.
The retard is falling behind on his fake baccarat totals.
"Mammie, I and I is gonna change my innernet handle to "Curvy Karen," what does you think 'bout 'dat?"
Her tired mother briefly stopped scrubbing the kitchen floor and said "I t'inks 'dat "Poopy Goldberg" or "Shitty Kitty" might be better."
"Be serious, mammie. Some woman she called herself "Juicy Jennie" and she frauded dem devils big time, I and I gots to learn how she did it. 'Dat be what dey calls "A'vantage Play.;"
"Chile, wise up. I am sure 'dat as wommens always do, she used dey cocks against 'em. If'n you wasn't a middle aged asexual virgin you'd have figured 'dat out by now."
"What 'chu mean, mammie?"
"It be easy as shoo-fly pie, chile. A man, he only innerested in squirtin' he man juice: all de rest o' it don't matter to him, he just say and do what he need to squirt. We womens uses our pussies, hands, mouths and sometimes even our poop shoots to lure him in and to co'trol him. What, didn't you learn anyt'ing in healths class?"
But the would-be fraudster had tuned her long-suffering mother out; Karen sent our mass PM's to all of her forum friends seeking info on the mysterious "Juicy Jennie," intent as she was in following in her high heel prints.
"Dey say we peoples all needs a mentor: well, I and I has jus' found mine."
No gin for me...not since the last century.
Now I get my kicks from cannabis.
And creative writing...wow, Karen really is 'the gift that keeps on giving."
Unlike the retard who posts
"I won $#{rand(100..78000)} at baccarat today the the pitboss told me I'm the greatest man alive."
That shit gets tiresome. At least Karen is always good for an off the wall comment about something complete retarded but at least new now and then.
The retard posted today that his Vegas trip has ended. A month of comped suites. For only 12 days play, most pretty short of play and over $200k in winning. And of course casino personnel loving him to death. Yeah THAT is the way Las Vegas works. :rolleyes:
Funniest part to me is that after months of no one and I mean no one replying to his reports of all the winning in his thread, all of the sudden a "new" member is fawning all over Mdawg and his thread. You just can't make this shit up!!! :D
I am not someone who asks or demands proof. BUT, what happened to just a few days ago, you volunteered that Wizard was going to verify your 50K and 100k wins on this trip? Did I miss where that happened?
Dude, you have lost. You lost 2 years ago when after 7 months of posting winning reports totaling millions of dollars, you were forced by wizard to post the "about even" comment. THAT was the day the great Mdawg adventure ended. Most people that have any knowledge or experience with Vegas already knew it was BS long before that, but that was the day it officially ended.
And it was Shackleford that brought it to an end. Just as he did with Singer. Mike claims he did that interview with Singer letting him ramble on about the double up bug, knowing Rob would hang himself. And Rob did with the Newell comment and a couple days later attempting to prove it with the pictures at the dealership. Mike actually did the exact same with you. He put an end to the bullshit claims in his own way. And you don't even seem to realize it. I am often critical of Shackleford, but you gotta give him credit. :rolleyes:
If you're implying that Mdawg is the Newbie that brought new life into his Adventures Of Mdawg Thread, Mdawg is not. Mdawg has NEVER made any Socks. He was ONCE SERIOUSLY accused of being a Sock and actually got permanently banned at the time.
Mdawg had a two month Suspension at WOV and the Newbie showed up on like day 52 of Mdawg's Suspension posting like him. Posters stood up for him, saying something like," I REALLY don't think this Newbie is Mdawg. Mdawg was actually DRIVING to another STATE when that Newbie showed up and wasn't even on the Internet. I think it's a Troll that set Mdawg up into being permanently banned. "
Another Poster said something like,"So does this mean that a Newbie can pretend to be an Axelwolf Sock while Axelwolf is on Suspension and Admins will just blindly permanently banned Axelwolf?"
The Admins did an investigation and they found out that the Newbie had actually been joining MULTIPLE Websites pretending to be Mdawg and admitted that they had been played. Mdawg's permanent banning was reversed and the Troll Newbie was permanently banned.
Mdawg pointed out on another Website that he wouldn't risk a permanent banning, especially not on day 52 of a 60 day Suspension. Mdawg received an apology for the hasty permanent banning. So, once again, Mdawg doesn't have any Socks.
And besides, on another Website, I had a Thread where I was the ONLY one posting in it. I had a Poster who would often post in it but he later withdrew his comments and removed his "likes," out of the clear blue and ignored me when I asked why he out of the clear blue removed his comments and his "likes."
A couple of months later, I got a HUGE fan of my Thread. She would gush over my thread but left out of solidarity for another Poster who left the Website because he was getting bullied. Neither of these Posters were my Socks. One lives in Canada and the other lives in the United Kingdom. So, just because someone breathes life into a Thread doesn't mean that they are Socks of the Original Poster.
It makes sense that the compulsive liar who has created socks galore would think along the lines of sock puppetry.
Still, at least your posts (and certainly UNKewlJ's and AxelWolf's) generally get some kind of at least automated response from The Great MDawg.
What about those few losers who are soundly ignored (one has apparently already run off after being outed for ethnicity and involuntary psych ward mental illness), and yet still keep posting desperate for attention and affection from The Great MD? Talk about children who were obviously neglected by their parents, maybe booted from home like UNKewlJ? crying out loud for the bottle?
"Automated response?"
WTF?
You use AI to track and respond to posts about you?
Not this morning, no. But generally, yes. If you see me typing like this, the equivalent of UNKewlJ's
then it is "live" - but if you see those quotes being spitted out, probably AI. I had someone program it all for me, for this forum - I might start using it at GF too but there isn't enough MDawg related content over there to make it worthwhile.
You should try it sometime. It's a lot easier than you think to have someone set it up. I have been experimenting with using it more lately, but just leaving it running and departing entirely I haven't tried yet.
Something like an Eliza simulator, choosing from hundreds of quotes I had entered into the mix, with an ever growing database used for pattern matching.
I check in occasionally to edit some of the posts to add to them if I get to them in time.
"I couldn't have done it better myself."
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Originally Posted by MDawg
Nobody believes Mdawg is using AI to auto generate his responses. That is as much bullshit as everything else he claims. Everyone knows he is sitting right there at his keyboard, shriveled little pud in hand, like the troll loser he is.
BUT, if he or anyone else were to be using such a program to troll, I would think any forum owner would have a problem with it. They don't allow "bots". it is the same thing.
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Originally Posted by CoachBelly
Seriously why do any of us deal with this person, Dawg? He is a troll deluxe, exhibiting all the signs of narcissism. His gambling claims lack any math or explanation of how he can win. He really is just a complete nut on the level we haven't seen since Singer was in his prime, before he imploded.
KJ, I wondered about how and why he seems to increasingly flood the forum with responsive posts that seem...oh, I don't know...the words "half baked" come to mind.
Now he says a lot of his blather is AI sourced and generated.
Yes, Dan Druff should have a problem with it, but Dan's hands off attitude will likely result in a big nothingburger.
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Originally Posted by MDawg,
People have every right to believe or not believe whatever they like. And even to challenge someone they have questions or see some inconsistencies about. BUT this guy....he goes on a mission, a manic mission to try to discredit anyone and everyone that ever questions or declares they don't believe him. he calls everyone else mentally ill, and liars, and alcoholics and drug abusers and anything else he can think of and lies about EVERYTHING, right down to making up ethnic nationalities of numerous people trying to disparage them.
Is this normal behavior? Is it funny? Should it be acceptable?
There is a thread at WoV, entitled 'How much longer do counters realistically have?' which delves into the use of A.I. in regards to ending card counting. My experience says those thoughts are an over-reaction. Technology including different computer programs specifically designed to identify card counters have been around for going on 20 years now. Basically my whole career. People get all wound up about the term A.I., but it is really just advancement in that computer software field. We (card counters/APs) have to deal with advancements in technology on a never-ending basis. I don't see anything special about this moment in time and A.I. programs.
In addition as I have said a number of times, if the casino industry really wanted to end card counting, they could have long ago. They could have made ALL games basically unplayable, by going to ALL CSM, 6:5 payouts, and/or shallow penetration. They have chosen not to do that entirely, because casinos don't want to do away with card counting and card counters. Card counting and the idea that games can be beaten is actually good for business.
There may come a day when all table games are electronic versions with no live dealers. Blackjack and roulette will probably be the first to do so. But I think that day of total electronic tables and games is still years away. There is just too much resistance from regular players at anything other than the lowest betting levels. As an active card counter, I see at least another 10 years in my future and am tailoring my plan for that kind of longevity.
I will give an example of some of the resistance by customers to going to all electronic version blackjack. During covid shutdown, every Station Casino installed a version of what I call stadium blackjack, although it may not have used that brand name. That is a section where there were 15-20 individual terminals that the players bet on, while watching on video a single live dealer. because there was a live dealer, this was not totally electronic. This was basically a smaller set up to some of the stadium blackjack setups I have seen at east coast (PA) casinos that have upwards of 50 terminals for 1 live dealer.
So the problem is that nobody played these games at the station casinos. Nobody. A couple of the casinos have removed them al together and the rest sit there, usually not even open.
El Cortez installed a hybrid set up of 10-12 electronic blackjack terminals for a single live dealer, but then the game was totally electronic (no live dealer) at slower times. Again nobody played. Now they never have the live dealer, only the fully electronic deal and still nobody plays. And let me tell you, if El Cortez and it's $5, $10 players won't play the game, then it is not going to work anywhere else.
You're grossly underestimating the amount of play these stadium games get at low limits at casinos across the country. I assure you your observation about the shithole El Cortez doesn't apply universally.
The combination of stadium games, CSMs and 6:5 has greatly reduced the number of countable games per casino steadily over the past 2 decades. Fewer countable games in a casino makes it easier for casinos to monitor their games that are vulnerable to counting. There are far fewer pits for surveillance to focus on.
Good point. I do know that they get more play elsewhere than here in Vegas. I visit places like Windcreek (sands) Pa, and Parx and see people playing them. I have even played them myself at a couple locations. But my point is there is some resistance to move to any of these electronic type games, especially at anything above red chip level. People betting $25, $50, $100 a hand, whether counting or not, I think have some doubt that electronic games are on the up and up.
I do agree that it reduces and may continue to further reduce the total number of felt tables, especially lower limit felt tables, But that has already been occurring for the last 10 years with all the newer games with higher house advantages.
I just don't see felt blackjack disappearing any time soon at higher minimums that I play. And I haven't always felt that way. I think I have a good amount of time, here in Vegas. Might be more crowded conditions, than I have enjoyed much of my 15 years in Vegas, but I have already prepared for that, by playing a style conducive to more crowded tables in recent years.
One other thing: as APs we don't give a shit about the social aspect of playing a game. But some recreational players do. They want that interaction with other players at the table, high fiving and cheering when the dealer breaks. They don't get that at a stadium type terminal.
This sand "monkey" hijacks every legit gambling discussion with his bullshit trolling.
The only thing he has demonstrated any knowledge of is the comp system. Losing players tend to know and work the comp system. That is the freaking casino model. The way it is supposed to work. Player loses, gets comped. mdawg to a tee.
Kew, when is your dense ass gonna finally get that you have a very rudimentary comprehension about the high roller comp system, and that your ad nauseum "this isn't how LV works" goes nowhere beyond the pitiful comps YOU get from losing?
Wake up and smell the urine.
Ron, when is YOUR dense ass gonna finally realize that my comprehension of how things work isn't only from my 15+ years of living and playing Las Vegas professionally. I have been fortunate enough to network with and speak with many other blackjack and table game players that make a living APing. I also have a very good friend that works the pits of a major strip casino that I speak with several times a week, not all about advantage play or gambling as he is a good friend. But I pick his brain and receive invaluable information frequently. I have had the opportunity to speak a number of times, with multiple other people working the other side, including a couple people that work surveillance.
I make it my business to know and learn everything I can, because ....it is my business. That is what I do for a living.
You cannot like me for whatever reason you want Ron. You can play your forum bad boy troll games. No one cares. But you, even as a recreational losing player, know damn well I KNOW what I am talking about. And we know you know because you Rob Singer, were one of the very first to call out Mdawg and his BS claims, before joining forces with him for trolling purposes.
So you aren't fooling anyone with these games you play old man. And stop pissing yourself so no one has to smell the urine.
You are basically the forum equivalent of a paint by numbers painter.
What you keep missing because, like the Democrats who kept trying to believe Joe Biden was "sharp as a tack" and Kamala Harris was an intelligent lady--when they all knew much better--is that nearly everything you say keeps getting mowed down like Mexicans doing their first yard on a Monday morning at 7am, by basically everyone who reads your repeated lies.
Just because you claim it doesn't make it so. And you should've paid slightly more attention to AQ and the devastating surf board calamity.
Kew, your "business" is NOT professional bj playing and your knowledge is definitelyNOT how casinos treat hi-end winners and losers. What your "business" really is, is spending ungodly amounts of time trolling the internet trying to create a false identity in you neurotic quest to convince readers that you're something you're not. Who goes thru such ridiculous hoops as that? Most certainly, NOT professional gamblers of any type. And you sir, are a bona fide charlatan.
Not all of it is in vain though. As most of us have pointed out, you have scored an A for all the bj knowledge you've gleaned and provided as part of your ruse. But you have fallen FAR short in both your thoroughness as well as your discipline and preparation, in your years-long bombastic effort. You never thought you'd get caught in so many lies, then you looked even more foolish trying to explain & squirm your way out of them (which I greatly enjoyed, by the way:) ).
The verdict has been in for a very long time kew. And, like just about everything else that's brought you down, you know it.
Isn't this the retard who posted a picture of a fake jackpot out of his basement with weight equipment reflecting on the screen?
This seems to be the common troll/KJ hater's theme these days. That I have spent 20 years learning all I could about blackjack and card counting as some kind of "ruse" on a forum with 10-12 active members. :D Dawg, Singer, acctinQ all have come up with or repeated this same sillyness. Not sure if each has come up with it on their own or there is some "talking points" being passed around and repeated.
But here is the thing, Not one of these guys can explain how I would benefit from that. I am not selling anything or writing a book. No matter how hard they try, there is always a point these clowns fall flat on their face, and/or their troll "theories" fall flat on their face.
But being this is the WoV thread, I want to update on Dawgs latest post at WoV. I am ignoring the claims of winning on this latest trip, just as everyuone else is ignoring it. But I want to focus on this latest post which was as follows:
Comps and other advantages based on theo loss are what the perpetual comp machine is all about.
"Theo" is a common talking point from Dawg in talking about all the comps he receives. I guess he thinks real players don't know or understand "theo".
But here is the thing: Theo is only used until the casino get to know a player. When there is no track record, they go by theo, which is basically expected loss (expected value playing -EV). So with no track record sure they go by theo.
BUT, once a player has established a reasonable record, and that record defies theo, as Mdawg claims, they no longer use theo, they use actual wins/losses. And once that player has established a record, that defies theo, like Dawg claims, THAT is when casinos will begin to take a close look at what he is doing and put a stop to it, if the players is winning defying -EV theo. This is the part Dawg has never understood.
AND this is exactly while real table game players that win long-term, choose to give up playing rated. So that track record is a little harder to see. It isn't staring the pit folks in the face.
And once casinos really begin to take a look at a player showing consistent wins that defy theo or expectation, do you know what one of the very first counter-measures is....even before they have definitively figured everything out? Yep, it is reducing and cutting off comps and offers, including no mailing players.
What Dawg claims about theo, just like the rest of his story ONLY works if he is a losing player. THAT is and has always been the only way his story and claims fit reality. So like Druff said: His story is fabricated, exaggerated or something (like the losing days) are left out.
So I have to pose the very same question that Singer asks: Why would a guy (dawg) spend 5+ years now, on this story, that every real player knows is not the way things work? :confused:
Lol get help.
One has to play more than AA in life?
Actually it is an interesting question - Does the average AA member have a bigger problem with substances than Kewl has with his fake identity on the internet? I feel the addiction is no less in Kewl but perhaps the outcome is harmless. Really have no clue what the guy does to support himself but pretty damn sure it isn't counting cards.
Why isn't this retard playing more fake baccarat?
You persist in making a fool of yourself. All you're proving is how little you know about "theo" and how you will go to any lengths to strip mdawg of his proven ability to win with witnesses present. And all while you continue to concoct a false online identity of yourself.
You HAVE to be an alcoholic.
Doesn't this retard have more fake jackpot to win in his basement, next to the exercise equipment he's clearly never used.
Rob, ANYBODY, even a clueless dolt-troll like Karen can have one winning session.
Doesn't matter if the witness was the Wiz: the hound had a close to even chance of winning that session, and he won.
Luck happens.
That certainly does nothing to prove his claims of nearly nonstop winning.
But hey, he's KJ's main antagonist and "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
Got it.
Now, wise up.