Keep in mind of course that any AP who knows anything about UnKewlJ has for years now been saying that he is more of low end video poker player, than anything else, and then Voila! the two times he's been spotted he was playing only red to green chip in the company of a sugar daddy, which backs up what more recent APs have said about him.

Of course, to listen to UNKewlJ is to believe that everyone is lying. Except him.


Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
I came up with a plan
The plan being, what kind of longstanding story may I lay down that fits in with everything I've read and heard, so that it all gibes with theory. And even so, he still got it wrong and ended up caught in multiple contradictory lies on a wide range of subjects.