Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
Sgt. Joe Friday flashed his badge at Axl.

"Mind if I ask a few questions?"

Axl quaked inside but kept up a good front; "Go ahead, I've nothing to hide."

"Why didn't you use the four billion dollars you fraudulently stole and abscond to Macau?"

"Ah, you see, it isn't fraud at all as I didn't abscond: I'm still here."

The G-man scratched his head and said "Damn, so you are. My mistake, sorry to bother you."

With that the FBI packed up and left, but not before first feasting upon strawberry blizzards: yum.
Mr. V, you mean,"did," instead of "didn't," right?