Garnabby cannot
guess the number I'm thinking
of right now, can he?

Once upon a time
four-two-zero scorpions
were pinching your balls.

Hidden messages
in these flatulent chapters.
Theory of nothing

I love big knockers
and I bet you do as well.
Better than doorbells

This one time at the
casino I found money
on the floor: Backroomed

Tasha cum Karen,
Wherefore art thou Axl Rose
to thank and welcome?

They thanked and welcomed
one another and shook hands
for eternity.