Finding Grandpa's Newell

[redietz]

Oh My God! Please, please don't SHUN ME IN THE AP WORLD! NOT THAT!

Blessed Virgin Mother, NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!


So, mickey, where do I find this AP world? Do I take a right at Ellis Island and walk 400 paces to the Orleans shuttle? Or is it down into the drainage tunnels and hang a left in the Imperial Palace parking garage?

Wait, I have to get back into character...

NOT THAT!! Not THE SHUNNING!?! HAVE MERCY, gentle brother in gambling!

WTF do you think the gambling sites are that you hang out on? And you couldn't pick your own mother out of nine chinamen. Thats why you never put a pick up before game time. No one is fooled by your "I had this pick and that pick" after the fact, idiot.

That must be it, mickey. I be foolin' them for 40 years. Just like I pulled the wool over that thar Billy Walters guy. Hired me 'cause I pulled the wool all over him. And those Wise Guys records, I can't take credit for those public records. Thas just me throwin' darts while on hallucinogenics. Worked for Hunter Thompson, works for me.

And mickey, if this is the "AP World," I got news for you. Anybody wanting to learn how to gamble is better off buying some books.