Axl didn't tell his doppelganger that he'd loaded an app on his phone before returning it; the app allowed him to see all of old Axl's phone history.

"He sholdn't complain. I wouldn't, and since he's me why should I, I mean why should he?"

Axl checked to see what the old boy was up to, and was shocked to see that old Axl was posting dick picks on a site to meet other gay men.

"Whoa, that looks familiar" thought Axl.

He texted old Axl, saying he'd discovered he too was gay / bisexual, and invited him over saying "People have told me all my life to go fuck myself, and now that I have the chance I want to try it."

Old Axl responded "Yeah, baby !" and soon arrived.

Later, while engaging in pillow talk, Axl mused "Was this just a variation of masturbation?"

Old Axl laughed, shook his hand, and said "OK, let's go get strawberry blizzards."