He was asked by the public what he planned to do with roughly 1.5 billion before taxes. Andy responded with a changed voice "Wouldn't you like to know."
"Well, yes, we would like to know: tell the world, Andy."
Andy felt the beginnings of an erection; not growth per se, just that old familiar tingling feeling.
"I'm going to use it all to start, run and grow America's first all caucasian drug cartel. No Mexicans, just MAGA Americans."
"Do you think Trump will mind using the name MAGA?"
Andy laughed, and said "Hell no, where do think I 'll source all of the drugs from?"
Andy went on to explain how he believed that Trump, Inc. was but a front for the mob; "How else could a nitwit like him skate so smoothly through life, given he has the poise of a drunken elephant."
"Will you spend all of the money on buying the drugs?"
"No, there are politicians and various law enforecement agencies to bribe, as well as school administrators. In a few years I'll have all the young Americans from junior high on up hooked on pills. If it doesn't kill them first" he brayed like a jackass, let fly a wet one, and asked "Where's the nearest DQ? I want to buy it."
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