Originally Posted by Ray Finkle
No kidding.
So maybe 4% of the US population is gay. And of those, less than 1% of the 4% count cards for a living. And a small percentage of those live in LV (say, 5% of the 1% of the 4%). And very, very few of those (say .00000001%) have come back from the dead like Jesus Christ. And of those, very few (say, 20%) of the vampire-card-counting-Jesus Christs have written about their experiences both before and after they died (let's call it The Gospel According to KewlJ), and of those, a really small percentage (let's say 10%) would expect anyone to believe them. And of those, less than 20% would criticize other people for not "telling the truth."
So, when you add it all up, it's basically impossible for someone like kewlJ to exist. Thus, we should all thank the gods that he blesses us regularly (so blessedly regularly) with his wisdom. It's almost beyond belief. His presence here makes every post we read from him +EV for our lives. Let's call it "The KewlJ Edge." The KewlJ Edge makes every forum he graces a bottomless reservoir of gambling experience and wisdom. He wafts through the tables of Las Vegas like an anointed ghost, never actually in the flesh, meeting anyone real, but always present as a kind of Holy Spirit. Impossible to meet, but we are all within a keyboard's reach of unverifiable veracity and unprovable wisdom. Truly a blessing to read his experiences and savor his journey-ing.
Thanks to God for KewlJ's indomitable spirit and his sharing of his journey-ing. He truly blesses us all.
Now excuse me while I get ready for my excursion to LV next week. And KewJ, if you still want to yap about not thinking I have a Trump wager at even money, I offer you the opportunity to make some cash, because I'll bet you whatever you want. I know, I know, betting VCT Jesus seems like such a profane thing to do. So -EV, so to speak. Well, either I know what I'm talking about or KewlJ does. Place your bets.
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