Smart Money

[The Boz]

I guess I just lose forever.
I'll Fucking run this ship right into the ground.
I don't give Two Fucks.

NHL
Caps Money Line or Puck Line
Canes Puck Line
Leafs Puck Line
Jets Puck Line
Stars Puck Line
Knights Puck Line

MLB
Giants Money Line
Brewers Money Line
Mets Run Line

Can’t make it up!

0-3 Baseball straight up

Hockey

Caps LOSS
Canes Win
Leafs Fuck Line LOSS but win the game
Jets Fuck Line LOSS but win the game
Stars LOSS
Knights Win

Average bettor goes 4-2, desperate fat fuck goes 2-4 but really O-fer since he needs to parlays to turn his life around.

Thanks for the entertainment Jelly Donut!