Originally Posted by redietz View Post
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
Originally Posted by redietz View Post


Please quote those "roadblocks after roadblocks." Yes, I require a living, breathing person do the interview. LOL. Sue me.

But you know what? I'll even allow the resident Dracula, who comes back from the dead and from sundry beatings, to do an interview. That would be a hoot. So I won't even require the interviewer be alive. I'm loosening up in my old age.

And again, the tip-off to the kewlJ commentary is that he paraphrases and summarizes things that are blatantly false. Unlike MDawg, who uses actual direct quotes.
Red, this constant deflection and collection of cute words isn't cutting it--and it doesn't make sense.

Whenever wizard wanted to do interviews with me I accepted whatever formats he wanted, I had zero caveats, and we got them done.

You OTOH keep saying you will do an interview with anybody anytime anywhere (including over-the-phone) yet nothing ever happens. I attribute unclear/poor communication from Dan to this forum as a major issue on WHY THE FUCK he hasn't scheduled an interview with you yet. And why are you afraid to be interviewed by Munchkin? These are the easiest formats on earth to accommodate interviews because you can do them remotely. Inserting some stupid tiny window of availability in LV is nonsense.

Stop being feckless.

Sounds like you want to interview me. Great! Anytime is fine with me. Looking forward to it.

I already said I'd do a Munchkin interview anytime, any place. Now the fact he currently has no show might be an issue for some people, but not for me. LOL. I love interviews. I love adversarial interviews. I love interviews so much if you or kewlJ don't step up to the plate, I may have to interview myself.

I'm pretty sure I can lock up another offer with a much larger audience than PFA, but I believe in sequential submissions. Tell you what -- if there's no movement here in the next couple of weeks, I'll set up my own interview for YouTube. Not sure what it'll cost, but it'd be fun.

Now I am moving in the next few weeks, barring a catastrophic flood or something (had one of those last winter), so not every, single day is free, but I'll work my ass off to make it happen. We can always broadcast from the Hard Rock in Bristol if we need some color. This packing of the library has proven to be a pain. I trimmed the library from what I thought was 5000 pounds down to 2500 a couple of years ago, but I undercounted the whole thing. We donated another thousand pounds of books the last two months, and it's still close to 2000 pounds not counting the comic books. Packing and moving this stuff is brutal. I also discovered I have 60 polo shirts -- this is really not a good thing. I need to emulate your wardrobe.

You can sub in and interview me any time. I love you that much.

I'm sure you would be the Dick Cavett of forum interviewing.
You know what readers got out of that rap? That you're nervous an interview is starting to get real, which is why you fall right back into your usual diversion of using a weird array of corny phrases and meaningless dry humor as cover for why you're so afraid of being interviewed, ever.

I'd interview you if I could, but I know nothing about Skype, zoom, or any of that stuff, we're on the road in our new car this spring, and we're up in the Carson Valley/Tahoe area all summer thru mid-Oct. Plus who goes to LV in the summer anyway?

Just man-up and do an interview, and stop choking with the excuses and nonsense. If you WANT an interview to happen, it will.