The LAST thing kew's doing is going to California....wait for it....to SURF! And with his imaginary Baby Bro!!

Imagine this scrawny-ass little fairy "oiling up a board" and then "riding the waves" with a bunch of real guys....then grabbing a seat on a beach towel while surfers take turns kicking sand in his face!
This is the typical "kew escape" every time he starts to get anxiety over so many posters calling him out for his obvious lies, and after he wakes up from his online virtual reality life realizing in a panic that he's making a fool of himself with all those meaningless long-ass posts of his.
One thing is for sure: as he tries to force himself not to post for a few days whilst everyone else chimes in about his lies and concocted life, he 100% will be reading EVERYTHING EVERYBODY IS SAYING ABOUT HIM! Even his sock PositiveVariance.
He is the Joke.