Eddie why do you twist things? Rob said I had a strong belief system and you say I'm not smart enough? Well fuck you.

You also asked: "Why don't you play it? Why don't you let Rob train you?"

I've never been much of a VP player and I always preferred craps. You need a much smaller bankroll to.play craps. In fact, at a $10 table you only need $10 to play and you can cheer and high-five and roll the dice right with the high rollers who have thousands of dollars on the table.

Today I played video poker with the free play offers I get from casinos. This morning I had $75 at the Palms. I unfortunately had to play 6/5 Bonus but that was okay since I had zero full houses. I did hit 7777 and cashed out $84.50 on the 25-cent game.

Then to Red Rock. My $75 there got me $50.25 plus a pull tab for 10,000 points which paid for breakfast. I played 25-cent 8/5 Bonus. Note that the better pay table got me less than at the Palms.

What will you twist next, Eddie?